so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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