so let's talk penis.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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