But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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