why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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