What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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