She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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