Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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