i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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