Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
