so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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