I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
God I need to hump something, right now.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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