my soul wont recognize me after tonight
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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