The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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