Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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