I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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