so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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