i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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