i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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