oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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