If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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