if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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