In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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