She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
how drunk are you?
Several
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
