Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Pooping to opera.
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