So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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