fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
