Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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