Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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