its not stalking. its research.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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