that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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