So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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