please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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