I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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