Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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