And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Semen is not good for contacts.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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