The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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