I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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