Sry I called you an 8
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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