All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
