he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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