Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
