guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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