the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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