OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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