I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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