The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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