I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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