I'm so fucking centered right now
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
