Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
