Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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