Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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