That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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